07MAY06

!OH DEAR...our toptotty have fallen below and because of the ars...le chef doit etre francais...ou le serin a chie au coq-au-vin...ou peut-etre...les serines...les journaux et les livres de cul...les toptittytots ne pensent qu-au cul...merde...

?RETRO FOOTIE BOOTS...for the aspiring looney rooney...as warn by stanley matthews...and me...in the fifties...

!HELSTON ALL SHIP SHAPE AND BRISTOL FASHION...after the day-of-days...ironically only a year and a day to go until the next one...countdown 366...

?WIGAN (NOT-SO) ATHLETIC...that was the answer to yesterdays guardian crossword clue...whipped by the ars today...truckin henri truck orf to spain...

!DR WHO...has clearly been raiding the viagra cupboard...very touchy-feely...no brewers droop for this tenant...avin a go at marquise de pompadour this week..et les etrangers cherchent un pompage...sacre bleue...

?CARPE DIEM...not an easy one because of the spurs...despite a goodly much improved season...if only they could have toppled the ars...anyway...k-m-r-t-a...as they say...or as they used to say in tottyham...k-m-t-r-a...bX